jan-maruko:

Guchax

Reblog if you have Survey Corps swag

(Source: erens-jaeger-bombs)

becauseoppositesattract:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lance Corporal Rivaille, the strongest clean freak soldier of the Scouting Legion

shenaniganswillensue:

babsdraws

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

yuroran:

SnK daily life AU where Armin is the smart kid that only knows how to come up with solutions quickly because he’s played too many tactic RPGs

(Source: kpopislifewastaken)

(Source: arukemeia)

(Source: heyitsodette)

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze)

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:

larvitarse:

anxieties:

daddyfuckedme:

3D printed out candy 

excuse me

it has begun

soon we’ll be able to illegally download food

I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

cinnabunnytisu:

Omg

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

yokoowno:

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

like a dick

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

(Source: peterfromtexas)

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?