Grell: I'm a woman and I want a sex change.
Fandom: nope nope trans grell isnt canon, what the hell? hes 100% a man
Sebastian: *kisses a towel*
Fandom: OMG OMG SEBACIEL IS CANON EEEEEEEEEEEE ITS SO CANON OMGGG ow my heart <333

ashi-lavaughn:

Tokyo Ghoul Opening

(Source: shokugekis)

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

diabolicaldankdoom:

cant be too sure about that

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi)

I felt like crying but nothing came out. it was just a sort of sad sickness, sick sad, when you can’t feel any worse. I think you know it. I think everybody knows it now and then. but I think I have known it pretty often, too often.
—Charles Bukowski (via glowist)

(Source: seabois)

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord)

❝  Win! Then win some more! Win for us, too. ❞
❝  Yeah. You got it. ❞

(Source: himaritakakura12)

lelouz:

Well, until Thursday….

simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

(Source: grand-piano)

me: *blushing furiously*
friend: omg ur so red what are u thinking about
me: s-s-s-s-
friend: sex?
me: sports anime